Friday, February 25, 2011

One In The Chamber

"The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza, and took a nap" - Hot Rod

This as you can tell is my first official blog. And a sad one. Because I have absolutely nothing to blog. I am just procrastinating my Native American Lit homework and due to my resent breakup with facebook, cannot find much else to do.

After spending hours being humiliated on Gun Game, a new hero of COD arose as Matthew Ludlow converted me to a firm believer in OITC. (See title)

I have a whole new respect for the "Wager Match" section in the Game Lobbies of Call of Duty: Black Ops. Finally a game where I don't end up in last place every single time, and being snickered at shortly after when my character appears on the killcam obviously being a noob.

I do have a confession. After listening to a certain "Chonekiia" running his mouth in the game lobby, Matthew forced me to assault this poor, uneducated fool on the headset. And yes, I enjoyed every second of it.

In other news, I attempted to apply for a passport this afternoon, which required a new haircut and passport photos from WalMart. I received multiple comments about how I resembled a news anchor, due to the fact that i had a suit coat, dress shirt, tie, jeans, and vans on. 

All that for nothing. I still have yet to apply for a stinking passport.

The Monster can pyramid is almost complete. All thanks to Matt's rubber cement and Miroki's moral support. Tomorrow I will have the finished product. I know you are all just as excited as I am.

Well now that I am completely over this blog nonsense. I guess I'll finish my dumb homework. Anyone who has some desire to lead a class discussion about the Native American myths concerning the Earth's creation feel free to text me before noon tomorrow. I will gladly point you in the right direction.

DJ KING COOPER III